“None of your business. Go get me a beer.”

“I'm in your business, Trey. I'm so far in your business, your grandchildren will call me partner.”

“Wanna go to Vegas and get married?”

“He grinned. "It's more of a personal challenge. Do you have any interest in getting to know me at all? Personally, I mean.""Can't I just Google you? Isn't your entire life somewhere online?"He scowled. "Probably.”

“If my heart grows any fonder, it's going to hop out of my chest and into yours.”

“If you disrespect my woman like that again, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass. You won’t get back up.”

“It’s a sex swing. I figured you were getting tired. This will make my mad sex skills easier on your body.”