“Train wrecks waiting to happen were mesmerizing.”
“It was a train wreck happening right in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it, except that not only was I watching, I was also the train.”
“It's like watching a train wreck, this conversation.”
“One train wreck at a time, I always say.”
“You're about as subtle as a fucking train wreck. On a boat.”
“I'm just a survivor from the train wreck of the modern world.”