“Train wrecks waiting to happen were mesmerizing.”

“When Adam arrived behind the stage, the entire band was waiting in the wings. Their pointed glares bounced right off him. Adam didn’t give a shit if they were pissed. He was in love.”

“We’re just a bunch of regular guys who happen to make music that a lot of people enjoy.”“You’re also all fuck-hot”

“This is my fault. If you’d never met me, this wouldn’t have happened.”“If I’d never met you, I would never gotten to hold you. I’ll take the bullet.”

“Amanda's panties were going to need scuba gear if they got any wetter.”

“It’s a sex swing. I figured you were getting tired. This will make my mad sex skills easier on your body.”

“If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long with random pages missing.”