“We’re just a bunch of regular guys who happen to make music that a lot of people enjoy.”“You’re also all fuck-hot”

“What else makes you hot?" You asking what makes me hot makes me hot.”

“What kind of a dork uses a lame stage name anyway? And why Shade? Because he wears sunglasses all the time?""Yeah, he has to wear them. He has vision problems.."Melanie's stomach dropped and she covered her big, blabbering mouth with one hand. "He does? Shit. Now I feel bad."The guy chuckled. "I'm just fucking with you. He wears them because he enjoys looking like a douche twenty-four seven.”

“Sometimes a beautiful woman just needs a hard, slow fuck against a wall with a perfect stranger. I understand.”

“Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her.""Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."”

“Guys like you don't usually talk to girls like me. Girls like me don't get invited to prom. Guys don't make fools of themselves for girls like me. Girls like me are ignored. Invisible. But I'm not a girl anymore. I'm a woman. Thanks for reminding me.”

“Don’t you dare fucking come before me, you asshole!”