“We’re just a bunch of regular guys who happen to make music that a lot of people enjoy.”“You’re also all fuck-hot”

“A hot guy who fucks sluts in the nightclubs a companion for life does not make.”

“Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We’re almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.”

“Shit is fucked up when it comes to appearances and women. We’re expected to be hot - but if we are, we’re vain and stupid. And if we’re not hot we’re useless. Kind of hard to get around. But we’re not stupid. We know that we’re doing damage to ourselves - not only to our bodies but also to our mental well-being. And it’s not worth it.”

“Juniper: Are you guys busy? Percy: Well, we’re in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we’re trying not to die. Annabeth: We’re not busy. ”

“And you’re sure he’s not a regular lion?...Just checking. You guys could have had an aneurysm or something. (Fury)”