“Your balls are touching mine" Jace said between clenched teeth. "What's a little sac contact between friends?”

“What’s a little sac connection between friends?”

“She wanted that—what Sed and Jessica had. And she wanted it with Jace.”

“Thanks, tripod," Eric said...."Tripod?" Jace asked. "As hung as you are, you practically have three legs.”

“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?”“I don’t think that’s fatal,” Aggie said.“Have you ever had blue balls?” Eric asked.She grinned and flipped her gaze to the ceiling. “Well…”“They’re not just for Smurfs.”

“This beautiful, wonderful, sexy-as-sin woman is mine. You may look—and seethe with envy—but never touch.”

“There's a difference between can't and won't. The outcome is the same”