“Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. -Steel Magnolias”
“I'm so busy I dont know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt”
“You have proven to be a true ‘Steel Magnolia, strong as steel with your roots planted deep in the southern soil. Remember to always bend with the wind. Although time may weather you, you will always be my beautiful Magnolia.”
“Watch out he's winding the watch of his wit, by and by it will strike.”
“He who whets his steel, whets his courage”
“...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.”