“It’s sooooo annoying when girls think that guys should have to pay for everything. That mentality is ridiculous and ancient. Any female who’s worth having around, will offer to pay her portion—and maybe even the whole bill.”
“He felt as if he were paying for the privilege of music with portions of his life and body. But it was well worth it.”
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
“Every woman should have 4 pets in her life.A mink in her closetA jaguar in her garageA tiger in her bedAnd a jackass who pays for EvErYtHiNg!”
“he should have been paying attention to me when he saw that I wasn’t paying attention at all.”
“Any one of those boys wanted to push me around, I’d say bring it on. Hell, I’d pay for one of ‘em to move into my house. They don’t even have to do me; just walk around so I can watch. Maybe in a towel.”