“It's time for you to choose a happy ending.”

“Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!”

“A telephone is useful for business, but it's not a relationship.”

“Charlotte blanched. 'I'm only a maid, miss.''A maid is still a woman.”

“I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.”

“I know of nobody who is purely autistic, or purely neurotypical. Even God has some autistic moments, which is why the planets spin.”

“You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie?”