“Harry: Where's Louis?(Louis suddenly appears.)Zayn: Louis, where you been?Liam: How did you get there?Louis: I don't know.Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.Louis: I don't know.”

“You know I wouldn't know a Louis Vuitton from a Louis L'Amour”

“Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you Louis. Louis my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him. - Claudia, 'Interview with a Vampire”

“It was like the first time I visited Versailles. There was an eerieness, like I'd been there before. I don't know if I was Louis XIV or Marie Antoinette or a lowly groundskeeper, but I lived there.”

“If you have to ask what jazz is you will never know." Louis Armstrong”

“Niall: Help!Louis: Did anyone hear that?Niall: Help!!Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!”