“Why did the mushroom go to the party?Because he's a fungi!”

“here once was a group with Liam and NiallVas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?They lived with Zayn and his room was vileVas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?Did you know Harry’s such a slob?He needs to win X-factor ‘cause he can’t get a jobAnd oh Louis needs a boatHe dresses like he owns one‘Cause he’s got no other clothesThey really need your voteVas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dadVas happenin’ mum? Vas happenin’ Mick?When Liam sings he makes his face look sadVas happenin’ song? Vas happenin’ sad?And Zayn’s the master of echosAnd Niall was raised by leprechaunsSo he won’t ever growAnd oh Louis needs that boatHe dresses like he owns oneAnd it’s becoming a jokeThey really need your voteVas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?”

“Just because you're not perfect, doesn't mean you're not beautiful." -Zayn Malik”

“Harry: Where's Louis?(Louis suddenly appears.)Zayn: Louis, where you been?Liam: How did you get there?Louis: I don't know.Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.Louis: I don't know.”

“Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun. I know we only met but lets pretend its love. And never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some and live when we're young! ♫”

“When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right. 'Cause I can love you More Than This. When he lays you down, I might just die inside. It just don't feel right, 'cause I can love you More Than This.”

“Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen. Tell me you don't want my kiss, that you need your distance, distance. Tell me anything but don't you say he's what you're missing baby. If he's the reason that you're leaving me tonight, spare me what you think and Tell Me a Lie.”