“I plan to approach my future as one of great promise.”

“My approach to living with purpose has always been to create the life I want,one conscious decision at a time.”

“When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes!”

“I always knew I was destined for greatness.”

“You aren't your past, you are probability of your future.”

“I have a special pair of poop shoes under my desk. Whenever I need to drop a deuce, I slip them on and scurry to the restroom, and no one ever knows it's me. Like, if I'm wearing Louboutins that day, and my producer sees Earth shoes in the stall....well, you get the idea. It was truly a lightbulb moment when that came to me.”

“The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.”