“The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal. You can get there if you're willing to work.”

“Now Everybody has some secret goals in life...Sometimes you can get what you want and what you need at the sames time.”

“Just pick a goal and stick to it―no big complicated secret.”

“I saw an advertisement the other day for the secret of life. It said 'The secret of life can be yours for twenty-five shillings. Sent to Secret of Life Institute, Willesden.' So I wrote away, seemed a good bargain, secret of life, twenty-five shillings. And I got a letter back saying, 'If you think you can get the secret of life for twenty-five shillings, you don't deserve to have it. Send fifty shillings for the secret of life.”

“If your life's work can be accomplished in your lifetime, you're not thinking big enough.”

“One secret of life is that the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. Another secret is that laughter is carbonated holiness”