“From all wise men, O Lord, protect us.”

“Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry!”

“Help us, O Lord, to remember how often men do wrong through want of thought, rather than from lack of love; and how cunning are the snares that trip our feet.”

“Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.”

“We should be protected from the people who will leave us in the end, from all the people who will disappear or forget us.”

“Segregation has it all wrong. We should be protected from the people who will leave us in the end, from all the people who will disappear or forget us.”