“The piggies were not to be disturbed-”
“This little piggy went to HadesThis little piggy stayed homeThis little piggy ate raw and steaming human fleshThis little piggy violated virginsAnd this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top”
“There were toes. Those toes wouldn’t be happy piggies. But they didn’t have any right to be in the way.”
“This little piggie went to market(ing). This little piggie stayed home (to write). That's it. Story over. The third was an idiot.”
“Cosmic Ordering is an ever full piggy bank.”
“We musn't let anything happen to Piggy, must we?”