“There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...”
“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
“There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the ravages of life. These are wine, women and song.”
“The accursed power which stands on privilege( and goes with women, champagne and bridge)Broke - and democracy resumed her reign ( which goes with bridge and women and champagne.”
“Because you're lukewarm, not hot or cold, you'll spill out of my mouth like vomit.”
“Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.”