“You're beautful. Yes you are, you're very very beautiful. Extremely beautiful.”

“If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story”

“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”

“If you want a happy ending, it just depends on where you close the book!”

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.”

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”

“I want to give the audience a hint of a scene. No more than that. Give them too much and they won't contribute anything themselves. Give them just a suggestion and you get them working with you. That's what gives the theater meaning: when it becomes a social act.”