“In terms of distance, the prodigal's pigsty is the farthest point from home; in terms of time, the pigsty is the shortest distance to the father's house.”
“The shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you.”
“The latter think the shortest distance between two points is from a blonde to a bed.”
“The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.”
“A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.”
“The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. ”