“The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited.”
“I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see.”
“That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.”
“The difference between a vision and a hallucination is the number of people who can see it.”
“And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.”
“You want to see fast, we’l go into the bedroom and I’l show you fast but I’l show it to you slow.”