“I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.”

“I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me”

“Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue.”

“You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)”

“In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.”