“In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.”
“First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue.”
“Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.”
“I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me”
“I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.”
“When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.”
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”