“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
“And yet it disturbs me to learn I have hurt someone unintentionally. I want all my hurts to be intentional.”
“One can never ask anyone to change a feeling.”
“James never met anyone named Livvie. He never hurt her.”
“Unintentional foreshadowing is unintentionally hilarious.”
“Don't trust anyone. Be a cold fish. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.”