“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”

“Women have no appreciation of good looks—at least, good women have not.”

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”

“Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.”

“I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.”

“I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.”