“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”

“This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.”

“Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed...This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.”

“Looking around his hotel room not long before expiring: "This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.”

“LORD ILLINGWORTH What do you think she'd do if I kissed her?MRS ALLONBY Either marry you, or strike you across the face with her glove. What would you do if she struck you across the face with her glove?LORD ILLINGWORTH Fall in love with her, probably.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”