“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
“Today I know that all things are watching, that nothing goes unseen, that even wallpaper has a better memory than human beings.”
“This is the room of the wolfmother wallpaper.”
“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”
“I'm like the wallpaper, there but barely noticed.”
“For once I'd like to be human wallpaper.”