“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!”
“I don't write books for people to be friends with the characters. If you want to find friends, go to a cocktail party.”
“I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!”
“sometimes things don't always go the way we want this side of Heaven”
“I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all.”