“I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.”

“Indeed I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do.”

“I have always been of opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.”

“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.”

“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry.”

“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.”