“If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.”

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“I wish you would tell me your secret. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about. ”

“To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies.”

“The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair.”

“I can resist anything except temptation.”