“I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.”

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”

“Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life”

“I asked the question for the best reason possible, for the only reason, indeed, that excuses anyone for asking any question - simple curiosity.”

“I'm too old to know everything”

“But what world says that [I'm wicked]? It can only be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms.”

“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life, now that I'm old - I know it is!”