“I'm really very sorry, but it is not my fault. People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets, and all my poets look exactly like pianists”
“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.”
“I'm now making myself as scummy as I can. Why? I want to be a poet, and I'm working at turning myself into a seer. You won't understand any of this, and I'm almost incapable of explaining it to you. The idea is to reach the unknown by the derangement of all the senses. It involves enormous suffering, but one must be strong and be a born poet. It's really not my fault.”
“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?”
“I may look like a beer salesman, but I'm a poet.”
“I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.”