“Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!”

Oscar Wilde

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“One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”

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“How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.”

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