“Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.”

“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.”

“When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.”

“Girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.”

“Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there.”

“Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.”

“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry.”