“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”
“Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat.”
“The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.”
“Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.”
“A jealous husband is an ugly thing.”
“I expect we are all jealous of the women in their past, but how much less exciting if the women had not kept the bed warm.”