“The trouble with Marxism is that it takes up too many evenings.”

“The trouble with women is, that when they grow up, they turn into their mothers. The trouble with men is, that they don’t.”

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

“A man who takes himself too seriously will find that no one else takes him seriously.”

“One's days were too brief to take the burden of another's errors on one's shoulders.”

“Many people become bankrupt through having invested too heavily in the prose of life. To have ruined one's self over poetry is an honor.”

“There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.”