“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”
“In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III)”
“There are two tragedies in life. One is never getting your heart's desire. The other is getting it.”
“Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart’s desire; the other is to get it.”
“... there are two ways of being unhappy. Not getting what you want is one. Getting what you want is the other.”
“There Are But Two Tragedies in Life-One is One's Inability to attain One's Heart's Desire-The Other Is To Have It!”