“They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about. ”

“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.”

“I wish you would tell me your secret. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

“Because sometimes you have to do something bad to do something good.”

“Mi bella princesa, your funny little dwarf will never dance again. It is a pity; for he is so ugly that he might have made the King smile. 'But why will he never dance again?' asked the Infanta laughing. “Because his heart is broken”, answered the Chamberlain.”

“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.”