“Faust complained about having two souls in his breast, but I harbor a whole crowd of them and they quarrel. It is like being in a republic.”
“I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.”
“If you prayed as much as you complain and quarrel, you'd have a lot less to argue about and much more peace of mind.”
“Inside a crowd, you have no right to complain about the crowdedness, because you are already a part of it!”
“Even if you believe that every human being harbors an immortal soul, the problem of responsibility remains: I cannot take credit for the fact that I do not have the soul of a psychopath.”
“Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for.”