“We are like the RCMP, we are Mountees and we always get our man to come, just not always quietly.”

“We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.”

“Love's not the point. We just do what we always do, and we get by.”

“We don't always get the journey we want. But we always get the journey we need.”

“It does not matter where we come from or what we look like. If we recognize our abilities, are willing to learn and to use what we know in helping others, we will always have a place in the world.”

“Whatever terrific events may inform our lives, it always comes to that in the end; we just want to lie down.”