“Environmentalists generally object to battery-powered devices and for good reason: batteries require mined minerals, employ manufacturing processes that leak toxins into local ecosystems and leave behind an even-worse trail of side effects upon disposal. Though when it comes to the largest mass-produced battery-powered gadget ever created—the electric car—environmentalists cannot jump from their seats fast enough to applaud it.”
“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges by running.”
“Anger's like a battery that leaks acid right out of meAnd it starts from the heart until it reaches my outer me”
“I am somewhat exhausted; I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?”
“The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished, sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.”
“Instead of draining your battery with tears,charge your battery with smile..”