“All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.”
“There is no right or wrong way to tell a story. You have to find your own way. You can get your idea from listening, looking, or imagining. Stories are everywhere. All you have to do is pay attention.”
“Suggesting that you do yoga was my subtle way of telling you to go to hell.”
“Sometimes you have to do what’s wrong in order to do what’s right.”
“Be open to suggestions, but don't let anyone dictate how you should tell your story. Who can possibly tell your story better than you?”
“There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she's wearing; and three, treat her to really good food...If you do all that and still don't get the results you want, better give up.”