“I was fifteen when I left school. And what did I get to show for my ten years in the British education system? A piece of paper which said:John Osbourne attended Birchfield Road Secondary Modern.Signed, Mr Oldham (Headmaster)That was f**king it. Not a single qualification. Nothing. I had two career choices: manual labour or manual labour.”
“Half-way through the labour of an index to this book I recalled the practice of my ten years' study of history; and realized that I had never used the index of a book fit to read.”
“Beyond the obvious facts that he has at some time done manual labour, that he takes snuff, that he is a Freemason, that he has been in China, and that he has done a considerable amount of writing lately, I can deduce nothing else.”
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."[On British Labour politician Stafford Cripps.]”
“I thought you people had a manual for this kind of thing.” He laughed. “We have a manual. Magic doesn’t.”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”