“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.”
“You're my closest friend and you're thousands of miles away.”
“Better to live under one tyrant a thousand miles away, than a thousand tyrants one mile away.”
“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
“The worst liars are the ones everyone thinks would never ever tell a lie.”
“Please don’t spoil my day; I’m miles away and, after all, I’m only sleeping.”