“You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan.”
“Then the shit hit the fan.”
“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”
“These children spend so much time demanding the status of adulthood from you - even when it isn't in your power to bestow it - and then when the real shit hits the fan, when you need them to be adults, suddenly they're children again.”
“Send lawyers, guns and money; the shit has hit the fan.”
“That's what happens in plays, yes? The shit hits the fan."--Edward Albee”