“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“The world is going to hell. All we can do is look good on the trip. ”

“You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.”

“Wealth makes materialism easier to bear.”

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”

“Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit. A politician is anyone who asks individuals to surrender part of their liberty - their power and privilege - to State, Masses, Mankind, Planet Earth, or whatever. This state, those masses, that mankind, and the planet will then be run by . . . politicians.”

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”