“You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.”

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”

“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“The world is going to hell. All we can do is look good on the trip. ”

“Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit. A politician is anyone who asks individuals to surrender part of their liberty - their power and privilege - to State, Masses, Mankind, Planet Earth, or whatever. This state, those masses, that mankind, and the planet will then be run by . . . politicians.”

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”

“Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.”