“Seriously, this old woman had no idea how close she came to being squashed like a roach. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency”

“Sometimes life can be unexpected. Sometimes things surprise you and all you can do is roll with the punches or let them beat you to a bloody pulp. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency”

“I was either still dreaming or I had entered an alternate reality where I was a flippin' insane person. I doubted I had entered an alternate reality and a quick slap to my own face proved I wasn't still dreaming. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency”

“Diego considered while he stroked the thick ruff of fur around Finn’s neck. "Fiction isn’t lying. Everyone knows it’s imaginary. It’s not as if the writer’s being dishonest and misleading the reader.""Though it’s still not true.""Well...no, it’s not.""Honest lying." Finn laid his head on Diego’s thigh. "I like that.”

“Never get close to your enemies, you might start liking them.”

“Everyone has a book inside them, it's just a matter of getting it out”

“I like the scars because I like the stories. Bravery, stupidity, pain—none of them come free.”