“There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.”
“There are two types of women in the world, Beattie, those who do things and those who have things done to them.”
“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”
“He was the type of man women said they hated, they absolutely hated, they absolutely and categorically hated, and then they went to bed with him. I was the type of man women said they hated, and then they went home.”
“There is the type of woman you love for your need and the type you need because of your love. The two are not the same, and only the fortunate manage to find the second. Most of us have to make do with the first.”
“There are only two types of people who can be totally honest with each other, lovers and strangers. Everyone else is just negotiating.”