“They watched the rain and downed their Cokes like a pair of diabetics in a suicide pact.”
“Suicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.”
“Diabetes is passed that way -- over and down, like a knight in chess.”
“(On Dickens) No other writer is quite as good at making marriage vows about remaining together "till death us do part" sound more like a suicide pact.”
“Slow down, sugar, because im a diabetic.”
“Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.”