“alternate the theories you entertain about all things.”
“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.”
“I’m ALL about the Alternative.”
“Much can be gained be contrasting a theory with its alternatives, even ones that look too extreme to be true. You can really understand something when you know what it is not.”
“Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.”
“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”