“Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently.”

“Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“Now what else is the whole life of mortals, but a sort of comedy in which the various actors, disguised by various costumes and masks, walk on and play each ones part until the manager walks them off the stage?”

“Human life is a comedy-one must play it seriously.”

“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”

“Troubles are God setting the stage for greater blessings in your life.”

“It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.”