“A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free.”
“Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.”
“The truth will set you free - but first it may thoroughly irritate you.”
“The truth may set you free. It won't fill your fuel tank.”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“Athos liked every one to exercise his own free-will. He never gave his advice before it was demanded and even then it must be demanded twice. "In general, people only ask for advice," he said "that they may not follow it or if they should follow it that they may have somebody to blame for having given it".”