“Crew up, Nailer!" Lucky Girl shouted. "You think I'm going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank?”
“When I wake up, I'm going to kick your ass.”
“If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.”
“Damn amigo, someone needs to shove a rainbow up your ass." --Julian to Tommy”
“Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...”
“He may be your son, but it was my old boyfriend who got him in trouble. He lied to you. He lied to me. And I'm going up there so I can kick Nick's ass from here to the ever-after.”