“all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you”

“All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ”

“Yeah, but you’re lucky, Janey, he said. You have so many good friends. You have people to do stuff with. You have more friends than time to hang out with them, and they’re all near you. Finding love is easy- it’s fate- you just sit back and let it happen, have faith that if it hasn’t yet, it will soon, but then that’s done, and you realize you’re on your own for the rest of your life. It’s up to you to make the rest of it happen because destiny is done with you, at least as far as your social life goes”

“Enjoy your life...let loose, party hard and just have a good time :) <3”

“These days I have to work twice as hard to look half as good.”

“I mean, I'm not antisocial or anything, but I sometimes don't see the point of hanging out with a whole bunch of people at a party if all you really want to do is hang out with just one person.”